Walks in like he owns the house,
Dump all the ice into his cooler
Make his beans and chilli lunch
Sit on the brick wall, drinks beer and eats lunch
Jaime, the helper, cleans up the rocks, trims bushes, and makes sure the water sprinkler is working. They dont do much, jean likes it to be overgrown and "natural" looking, and there is no yard per see, no grass.
Then he "bitches" the whole time about what a bad job we all do of keeping the house clean, and how Cookie was such a hard worker. Then he critiques every other professional job ie: "that dam ______ (fill in the blank, pool guy, Yates, bug guy) is a jack ass and doesnt know what hes doing." As Jay is a know it all yet cant do it all.
Then he goes and pops back to say hi to Mom and Dad (aka Bill and Jean) and gets Jean all worked up about how xmas lights are stored or that "one of them dam girls moved your plants" etc.
Yup thats pretty much Jay in a nutshell. Oh and he takes an obscene amount of money to do this.
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